Pirates of Donkey Island

Embark on an insult-sword-fighting pirate adventure to unravel a mysterious curse! Your royal wedding was ruined by a terrible curse, trapping your soul in your pirate grandfather's body. To break the curse, you must lead a quirky crew through hilarious challenges in this Monkey Island and Pirates of the Caribbean-inspired adventure. Pirates of Donkey Island is a humorous, 79,000-word interactive novel by Gilbert Gallo, where your choices shape the narrative. This text-based adventure relies entirely on your imagination, with no graphics or sound effects.

Your crew includes a gentleman gorilla, an undead rocker, a rapidly aging Voodoo crone, and a ridiculously flamboyant spokesperson. Each has a unique story, and their interactions will help you discover your true self. Through insult-sword fights, grog contests, and rigged games of chance, you'll gain a new perspective on life. Uncover the truth about your despised grandfather, and choose: embrace your cursed fate or fight against it?

Key Features:

• Customize your character's body and sexual orientation: male, female, non-binary; gay, straight, or asexual.
• Live the life of a cursed swashbuckler: seek a cure or embrace your damned existence.
• Find romance with a gorilla, a zombie, or a venerable, wrinkly crone.
• Lead a motley crew of cursed individuals, utilizing their powers to solve the mysteries of the Cursed Caribbean.
• Engage in hilarious insult-sword-fighting duels.
• Choose your leadership style: respected leader or gold-hungry betrayer.

Stop flailing your sword and set sail for the Cursed Caribbean to find the ultimate treasure: yourself!

What's New in Version 1.8 (Last updated August 3, 2024):

Bug fixes. If you enjoy "Pirates of Donkey Island", please leave a review! Your feedback is greatly appreciated!

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