Go Lick The World Breaks Ground As First Current Affairs Clicker

It's a tough job keeping politicians from saying foolish things. Take, for instance, President Biden's invitation for Irish dignitaries to "go lick the world"—a gaffe that sent White House staff scrambling for damage control.

This very phrase, "Go Lick The World," is now the title of a satirical mobile game from Pixel Play. This addictive clicker cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with the simple fun of casual gaming.

The objective? To virtually lick the globe as fast as you can (using your finger, of course!). The game features a rotating 3D Earth, orbited by a constantly changing array of tappable objects. Each tap earns points, leading to leaderboard glory.

Boost your score by tapping LickLink satellites (a playful nod to Starlink), F-35 jets, red electric cars, and even Lick Force One, President Biden's plane. On Earth, you'll encounter humorous landmarks like the White House, Antarctica, and a less-than-pristine San Francisco.

The game's quirky charm extends to its ever-changing in-game items. Mondays feature Impeach-Mints, Tuesdays Tacos, Saturdays Swifties, and pizza slices for Pizzagate conspiracy buffs.

Go Lick The World is free to download, but in-app purchases remove ads, enable auto-clicking (via LickGPT), and unlock a coveted blue tick for your profile.

Download Go Lick The World now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum, and, of course, Trump's hair.